When a popular rumor came out that JD Vance made whoopie with a couch, Quality Meats Creative decided to make and sell the first ever lubricant for couch sex.

All of the proceeds went to Kamala Harris and the whole campaign was thought of and executed in just 5 days—that’s one work week for all of you business types.

It turns out JD Vance didn’t have sex with his couch, but with JD Jelly you sure can! 

Although you probably don’t want to because you know…eww.